Pun Country

This is just a little exercise to see how many bad country puns it's possible to get into one short story....

I felt a little Hungary so I went to the bar to eat, Taiwan on, and play some pool. Guy saw my Mali with the Gabon ebony and wanted to play me for a few Guineas. I said, "OK... but Iraq. Why don't we Sweden the pot and play for some real cash?" He said, "Oman, Oman... it's kinda Sudan but I'll play..."

Iran the table.

Egypt me... leaving me holding just a Cuba chalk.

After that, I drank too much hurting my Bahrain and said to the bartender,

"Give me Samoa, Chad...".

He said, "I'll have Nunavut."

That upset me, so I said,

"Did I tell you I had sex with your wife Rwanda the other day...? She really knows how to shake Djibouti..."

He said, "You Turkey! Did Jamaica?"

I said, "No, she wanted to... it was just Guam of those things. Makes Uwanda, eh?"

He looked at me funny and said,

"Ok, I Bolivia. If I was in a bad mood you'd be Honduras. But just Kuwait... your Korea as a Laos is gonna be over soon. She was out with a Paraguays the other day and got a dose of the Hong Kong clap... "

Well, that explains the burning in my Burundi. I could feel his Spain, so I said,

"Uraguay - you know what women are like. I'm sorry but I don't think I'll Romania..."

He said, "So long... Abyssinia. Make sure you're Ghana long time..."